Friday, July 31, 2009

Top Ten Things You Don't Say to Pregnant Women

Here's my Top Ten List of things that you should never say to a pregnant woman (especially your almost 7 months pregnant wife):
  1. Did you finish that bag of cookies yet?
  2. You can't have Indian food until you eat that frozen Indian dinner that's been in the freezer for the past few months.
  3. Well honey, it was time for your face to look pregnant...
  4. Your nose isn't that big...
  5. I thought you bought that french onion dip for me?
  6. Can you pick up some ice, I need a cocktail.
  7. I don't need to read What to Expect, BabyWise, Moms on Call, Happiest Baby on the Block, etc. - that's why I have you.
  8. I'll get around to it, eventually.
  9. Stop buying baby clothes.
  10. "Wow, (XYZ wife of friend who had a baby about 9 months ago) sure looks good," (and following death glare from wife), "Well, I mean, I just have hope now."

Hugs to you honey, I'm aware one of the reasons we work so well together is because I have thick skin (and vice versa). Happy Friday!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Double Digits

After speaking with Dr. Straughn earlier in the week, there's a great likelihood that Franklin will arrive on November 6th (if not before). If November 6th is the day, then we are officially in DOUBLE DIGITS!! As of today, there are 99 days left until we meet our little boy. We've come a long way!

We have also reached another big milestone: Viability. What is viability you might ask? Well, viability is defined as "The age at which your baby has a chance of survival outside of the uterus. This is usually defined as 24 weeks gestation. Though a baby born at this point is severely premature." Others define viability as 25 weeks, and at 25 weeks the baby has a 50% survival rate outside the womb.

This week, Franklin is the size of a rutabaga:





Although my chunky monkey has typically been much larger than he's supposed to be at each scan, head to heels Franklin now measures about 13 1/2 inches. According to the growth charts, he would weigh about a pound and 1/2 now. However, I'm thinking he's probably closer to 2, as he's been packing on the ounces in the last few weeks (he was almost a pound 5 weeks ago). He's also growing hair!


This week was a neat week. I've been feeling Franklin move from the inside for a long time, about 10 weeks, and have been able to feel his movements on the outside of my belly for about the last month. He never seemed to behave when Frank went to feel him kicking though, until the past few weeks. This week everything changed, as Franklin's movements are now obvious from the outside! As in, he makes my entire belly move, and I can see where he's pushing out from the inside. Frank easily feels and sees the movements too. I love feeling him wiggle around in there, and seeing my clothes move when he pushes out - but I can't help thinking to myself, if he's doing this now, what will it be like in the next 99 days!! Time will tell.

Next week, Franklin will be about the length of a hothouse cucumber:

Artwork for the nursery is in, and we've made serious progress! Posting pictures of everything this weekend, stay tuned!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Yes, I am an over-achiever...



I have not been eagerly anticipating today's test date. I've read horror stories about the dreaded gestational diabetes test, and figured the same would go for my experience. Luckily, I was wrong! The worst part about the test was fasting before-hand. Not being able to drink water since midnight last night was NO FUN, and I woke up this morning parched. By the end of the test (around 10:30 this morning) I really wasn't all that hungry, but wanted a tall glass of water REALLY BAD. For those non-preggos, essentially they make you drink a really sugary drink, wait an hour, and then they test your blood sugar to see how your body responds to the insulin rush caused by the sugary drink.


Many people have tried to describe what the sugary drink tastes like. I've heard koolaid, those orange drinks we used to get from Sam's when we were kids, etc. - The drink that I was offered, however, wasn't orange, and tasted like this:


And it was cold. God bless my doctor. After not having anything to drink, it actually tasted pretty darn good to me. A little sweet, but hey, I gulped it down. Fastforward an hour later, and I passed! Sugar needed to be under 140 to pass the test, and mine was 116. Yes, I have always been an over-achiever.


And apparently I over-achieve in most things to do with this pregnancy, including weight gain. The scale was not my friend today. Even the nurse raised her eyebrows and said, "Well, Dr. Straughn might not say too much to you today....". As in, "Hey fatty, lay off the cookies already!" So, I will reluctantly put down the pint of Ben and Jerry's and will try to tie my running shoes in order to prevent becoming a beached whale in the next 3 months or so. However, passing the diabetes test means that if I HAVE to have a bag of chocolate double-stuffed oreos, or a few bites of Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream (you know, because the baybee wants it) then it won't HURT the baby like it would've done if I had NOT passed the test. Yes, round of applause for myself.


In other news, I happily purchased a crib mattress this weekend that fit perfectly into our crib (as in, you can't even slide your hand in between the mattress and rails - SCORE!), and ordered all of the crib bedding and artwork for the nursery. The first part of the crib bedding arrives today - covers for the changing pad, a diaper stacker and sheets. The art for the nursery should be in later this week. I also think I found a pretty good deal on a diaper bag. I purchased this:


In chocolate brown, and had Franklin's initials monogrammed in light blue on it. Total with shipping, monogramming and tax: under $50. The cradle bedding will also be in this week (according to the people that I have purchased it from, ahem), and Frank is nearly done priming, sanding, and painting the cradle and wooden monogram. So, crossed off the list of to-do's in the last week and half have included:

  1. Install Glider
  2. Purchase Crib Bedding
  3. Purchase Crib Mattress
  4. Purchase Changing Table Pad
  5. Purchase Art Work for Nursery
  6. Purchase Sheers/Drapes for Nursery
  7. Clean out closet
  8. Clean out dresser to be used as changing table
  9. Purchase Diaper Bag

(Err, that's a lot of purchasing?!?) Now we just have a few things left to do to finish the nursery! I can't wait to see it all come together!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Reunions and Realizations

After returning home for four days following our trip down to the coast for the 4th of July, Frank and I loaded up the car again to drive to Brewton for a family reunion. My father grew up in a small town in South Alabama named Bradley (actually, he didn't even grow up IN Bradley, but outside of Bradley, which if you've ever been to Bradley makes that even more scary). Anyway, two of his cousins were gathering in Mobile for a reunion with their entire family and invited us to attend as well. My father's mother is the youngest and only surviving sibling of her eight brothers and sisters, and spending an afternoon with Leon, Enoch and Dad was enlightening.
We're all watching old videos, shot on an 8 mm camcorder, from when my father was a child. I know that these days it's pretty standard for parents to video every moment from their children's childhood. I know beginning at 8 years of age, every major life moment I've experienced has been captured on video. But can you imagine how neat it was to actually WATCH your father as a 10-12 year old, on video? It was really, really neat. This is Leon Timothy, my Dad's first cousin. He lives in Mobile, and was responsible for putting together the amazing videos we watched:


This is my Dad and Enoch. He lives in Texas, and I'm not sure that I'd seen him since I was about 8 or 9 years old. Dad said that when he was born, Enoch was around 8 years old. Apparently Enoch wanted to see Dad after they brought him home from the hospital, so he borrowed his father's (who was appropriately named Frank!) school bus and drove down the road so that he could see Dad in person. Yes, they lived that far out in the "country," as we call it.

At the reunion, I also saw a few old photographs of my Dad and his family together. I've never really thought I looked much like my parents, but I'm fairly certain now that I favor Dad. There's no doubt that I inherited my father's legs. Thanks Dad.

In any event, here is the whole crew, Leon, Enoch, my grandmother Mavis, and Dad.


My grandmother told me right before Frank and I married that she used to have dark hair just like I do. I don't think I realized how close the color was until I saw her on the old videos... So I at least have a good guess about what color "gray" my hair will be when I age. (I've always wanted snow-white hair, I secretly wish to gray early so that I can scare the bejezus out of new associates at the firm once I make partner [evil laugh])--

It was a fantastic reunion. Great food, educational experience, and an opportunity to interact with second and third cousins that I may not have a chance to see again for a long, long time. Although driving down south two weekends in a row wasn't the easiest on the round pregnant lady, I'm glad we did it.

Now to the realizations part....

Back in late April, right before my second trimester began, I was excited to head over to a Pea in the Pod to try out some maternity clothing. In the dressing room, they had these awkward, kind of gross pregnant belly pillows that you could strap on yourself and picture what the clothes would look like once you really were pregnant and showing. My belly had not quite rounded out at that moment, and I giggled when I put the pillow on and tried on the clothes. It was pretty funny. One particular dress that I purchased that day looked absolutely terrible with the pillow in, but looked pretty good without it. I remember thinking to myself, "there's no way that I'll look like that once I start showing, that pillow is ridiculous!" After I'd been in there awhile, the sales lady mentioned trying the pillow, and I told her I had... I remarked to her that it seemed like it was awful big - and she responded, "Well, you'll look like that in about three months...." I disregarded the nasty curse words I wanted to toss her way at that moment (thank you, pregnancy hormones), bought the dress and went about my merry way. I've worn the dress several times, and it seemed to fit ok.

Fast forward to July.... I haven't worn the dress in two to three weeks, and decide this morning to put it on. I'm in a hurry, since I have a deposition and need to get to the office to review documents before it starts, and take a quick glance in the mirror, only to see this staring back at me:



Um... maybe it doesn't look that bad in the picture, but it sure as heck looks exactly like it did with that silly, horrid little pillow in the dressing room at Pea in the Pod. Are you kidding me?!? Clothing can go from "just right" to "too tight" in a span of two weeks? Even Frank commented, "I don't think you'll be able to wear that much longer, dear." Seriously? The addition of a black swing-cardigan sweater called for another wardrobe check from Frank, and elicited a "I don't think you'll be able to wear that sweater much longer, babe" in return. So I've decided that this stage of the pregnancy is just not very fun. I'm not in the home stretch, I'm not just gearing up, I'm just YOUUUGE and sweaty, and swollen, and grumpy. And my maternity clothes are starting not to fit.

I've tried really hard not to complain about being pregnant, honest - I have enjoyed, even loved, being pregnant and am fully appreciative of the fact that Frank and I were blessed with a (fairly) easy road in getting pregnant. But just in case you were wondering, I've decided that Franklin is officially out of room. My stomach feels like it may burst open at any moment, and constantly feels like it's being stretched to the max. I'm not sure if Franklin's shoulder, arm, head, or whatever body part is pressing up on my left rib cage, but it's really starting to hurt. And I knew I never wanted to be fat, but whenever I walk anywhere the fact that my thighs rub together simply grosses me out - so I am definitely not meant to be an overweight person. Really, the feeling makes me want to gag. Someone needs to tell my rear and thighs that they are not pregnant and can stop growing now. And I want some starbucks, really, really bad. And besides the whole thighs-rubbing together thing - whenever I take more than 5 steps in a row, I feel like my bladder is going to explode and I have to run to the bathroom. Did I mention my back hurts? Yeah, it does.

Aren't these supposed to be THIRD TRIMESTER GRIPES??!? I feel jipped. What's supposed to be the "golden trimester" turned out to be the "golden 4 weeks." Bummer. It's going to be a loooonnngg 16 weeks (or so) until he gets here. Until then, I'm off to enjoy my chocolate double-stuffed oreos.

Glider is in, posting pictures of the updated nursery this weekend!

July 4th was how long ago?

It's been awhile... June flew by and July has turned out to be even more hectic. To recap, we spent the 4th of July here:


In Orange Beach with Frank's family. It was nice to get away for a few days. Looks as though this will be our only vacation this year, trying to cram in as many billable hours before Franklin arrives is not conducive to taking time off work, unfortunately. Our time at the beach made both Frank and I long for an entire week off (which we haven't taken since before we married in 2007). Maybe soon.

The night before July 4th, we gathered with some of Frank's family for a fish-fry at the Long's beach house. Bill is Frank's 2nd cousin, and grew up in Canoe just down the road from me. He and his wife Norene now live in Knoxville. This is Norene:



Cook extraordinaire. Norene and Bill were the first two members (besides Frank's immediately family) of Frank's family that I met after we started dating. Frank's Dad and Bill are both avid fishermen (Frank too), and they caught all of the delicious fish we ate that night. Here are Frank Sr., Frank, and brother-in-law Parrish helping cook outside in the heat.


This is a snapper throat. Northerners, ever seen one of these? They are super delish.



We had a mighty tasty feast. Can you tell that I'm awful hungry these days? We thoroughly enjoyed our time away! Happy (belated) 4th of July!